Ricky Rubio bounce passes into Minnesota wolves fan's hearts

19,000 plus showed up in wolves season opener on Monday. It was clear who they came to see. After being drafted in 2009 by Minnesota, Ricky finally made his season debute Monday, wowing the fans with his no look passes. Even in a loss it seemed like Minnesota has found a new hero in town. They love him but should they? It is clear what will happen in the next 5 years in Minnesota. Now I'm not saying I'm Nostradamus but watching basketball this long I'm garanteeing you the following will happen.

Rick wins multiple MVP'S

Ricky will make the wolves a contender in the West.

Ricky will be the heart and soul of Minnesto.

Ricky will decline to sign an extension. Which will start the "Ricky is leaving" rumors.

Ricky will get on national television and announce that he will sign with a another team (most likely a big market city)

Ricky will forever be the guy that abandon Minnesota and will be a villain in that city.

Minnesota didn't you guys learn anything from Cleveland LeBron saga?

Check out the Toronto Raptors new jerseys

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Raptor's owner should let lose some deer in the stadium and hand his players rifles just to make things a little increasing in Toronto.

NBC announces that they will stream the superbowl on their website

Police have now another thing to worry about on superbowl Sunday besides DWI, how about DWWS (driving while watching the superbowl).

Candlestick Park power outage

Monday night matchup between the San Francisco 49ers and the Pittsburgh Steelers was interrupted twice by power outage. Commissioner Roger Goodell stated tonight that he will fine LB James Harrison 25,000 dollars and give him a 2 game suspension.

Peja Stojaković to retire

That's right, after 15 season in the NBA Peja Stojaković will retire. At press conference when asked why was he retiring, he replied " ever since the 2002 playoffs lost to the lakers I've wanted nothing more then being in a part of a team that humiliates them. Last year I got the chance to sell my soul to sata errrrrr I mean prayed to god that this will happen. Thanks to Satan no wait I mean god, this happened when my Mavericks swept those bastards. I'm now leaving the NBA a happy men."


In other Peja Stojaković news, peja hasn't been seen ever since the press conference this morning. If anyone has any information please contact TWIS. We are very worried.

Don't know if I should laugh or be afraid of the Runaway Golf Cart?

NFL Jokes

1. Why did James Harrison fail his English test? His answer to 'What comes after a sentence?' was 'An appeal.'

2. How is the NFL similar to jail?
You come in a tight-end and leave a wide-receiver.

3. And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL draft the Oakland Raiders select Jamarcus Russel, QB out Louisiana State.

Why do us American don't like soccer

Could it be that we did not invent the game so watching it makes us feel a little dirty inside or is it because the game is SO DAMN BORING!!!!

You know what would be funny

The Denver Bronco drafting Josh Deickerstaff, the first openly satanist to play in the NFL.

Can you imagine!!!

P.S Josh Deickerstaff is fictional character created by TWIS. Do not waste your time googling his name.

This week in sports

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