Monday, December 19, 2011

Peja Stojaković to retire

That's right, after 15 season in the NBA Peja Stojaković will retire. At press conference when asked why was he retiring, he replied " ever since the 2002 playoffs lost to the lakers I've wanted nothing more then being in a part of a team that humiliates them. Last year I got the chance to sell my soul to sata errrrrr I mean prayed to god that this will happen. Thanks to Satan no wait I mean god, this happened when my Mavericks swept those bastards. I'm now leaving the NBA a happy men."


In other Peja Stojaković news, peja hasn't been seen ever since the press conference this morning. If anyone has any information please contact TWIS. We are very worried.

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